One day Spinach and Artichoke met at a salad kafe and Artichoke’s heart missed a beat. It was love, and they married the next day. But the two were so different. Other salad toppings were critical when Artichoke announced her pregnancy. What monster of a baby could arise from such a union? Behold: Nine months … Read more
5 o’ clock is rolling on in and you still have no dinner plans. You look in the cupboard and find a box of spaghetti noodles. “Hello, old friend,” you say to yourself. You thaw a brick of ground beef in the microwave and get out the familiar can of Ragu (or Prego! I … Read more
You know the feeling. 5 o’ clock is rolling on in and you still have no dinner plans. You look in the cupboard and find a box of spaghetti noodles. “Hello, old friend,” you say to yourself. You thaw a brick of ground beef in the microwave and get out the familiar can of … Read more
You guys, our water was just off for almost two whole days. I repeat: TWO WHOLE DAYS. Almost. The pump in the well was broken or something. It was wretched. I spent most of the time guarding the kitchen, sullenly eying the mountains of dishes which had already accumulated and biting the heads off of … Read more
One day Spinach and Artichoke met at a salad kafetaria and Artichoke’s heart missed a beat. It was love, and they married the next day. But the two were so different. Other salad toppings were critical when Artichoke announced her pregnancy. What monster of a baby could arise from such a union? Behold: Nine months … Read more
Confetti Macaroni in Spicy Cream Sauce. I feel like that beautiful title could stand alone, without any further explanation or photos. But you know I’m not one to skimp on photos and explanations. You know how sometimes you get on Pinterest and see something so awesome that the thought of it starts to consume your … Read more
So, this is my first post from Berlin. Not only that, but it’s my first post that I actually made with Samuel. Before this, I never posted when we were together because, well… I was just way too excited to be with him to do anything productive. I’m still way too excited to be with … Read more
So, this is my first post from Berlin. Not only that, but it’s my first post that I actually made with Samuel. Before this, I never posted when we were together because, well… I was just way too excited to be with him to do anything productive. I’m still way too excited to be with … Read more
When you’re preparing to move across the Atlantic Ocean in less than a month and working on cramming all of your life’s possessions into one suitcase every day between your baby’s diaper explosions and sporadic naps, sometimes the only thing standing between you and complete insanity is a big, cheesy pan of creamy pasta. And … Read more
You know how whenever you see that you have a notification on Facebook you get really excited, only to be disappointed by a person you didn’t even remember you were friends with inviting you to like a random, irrelevant page, or even worse… inviting you to play Candy Crush Saga?Well, I am now that annoying … Read more